Why Do Cows Wear Polka Dots?


Why do cows wear polka dots?
Why not ditch those silly spots?

Polka dots are yesterday!
Give those blots a holiday!

Then you have a naked cow.
One you must dress up somehow.


Try some swirls or paisley prints,
Slippery, shiny peppermints.

Or go retro – orange and lime –
Being bright’s no fashion crime!

Unless your cow’s the shyer type,
Preferring to ignore the hype.

Camouflage is for that cow.
The only pattern she’ll allow!

Why not  cowgirl hats and boots?
Let her stick to her grass-roots!

I think you’d better lend a hand!
Clothe this cow!  (But nothing bland).


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