That just begs the question: Why is Match even needed? I am aware I’m late to this brain teaser. Online dating has preceded my try at it by 20 years.
Actually, I sweated my first, and so far only, coffee date. I wanted to ace being casual, friendly, a good listener, a smiler, an optimist, and a person who doesn’t dribble coffee down her white blouse.
Why do I want to go from latte to love? Basically, it’s an “I still got it thing.” Not only do I still got it, I got it modern-style. Ish. I can buy an overpriced breakfast beverage at 5 pm and chit chat like it won’t keep me up past my bed time like anyone else.
So, why ask why? It’s a thing, like “on fleek” is a thing. For those older than me, on fleek means “perfect” “hella” or “on point.” Perfectly hella on point? Triple Fleek? Fleek3 ?
Christ, who am I? Moving on.