I ate 1/2 a package of double stuffed oreos during work yesterday. I was going to have two.
I drank a gin and tonic with dinner last night. Then I topped it off and drank that.
My bf came over after his night shift, at my bidding, around 3:30. We stayed up and talked and watched a little Orange is the New Black. Then we hit the hay. The alarm rang seconds later. It was 6 am?!
I feel like…shit.
Any of those behaviors from yesterday could account for it, but I choose to blame the guy who’s been coming to work this week with a cough and cold.
Why can’t sick people stay home? They just ruin a sugar, alcohol, no sleep bender with all their germs…
Moving queasily on…