I sent “-” an email yesterday.
The subject line read: Happy second annual talk-on-the-phone-all-day-to-your-mistress-while-you-buy-birthday-presents-for-your-wife day.
I thought I was really clever.
He wrote back quickly, “I’m so sorry. I hope you have a better birthday.”
So, I wrote back, “I trust you are, and you do. Not. Ever again.”
I feel sort of embarrassed about that.
What’s going on here?