Part Enchantress, Part Cat Lady

Yes, it can be done.  I’m doing it.  Enchanting women are always teeming up with cats.

Enchantress:
1.  a woman who practices magic; sorceress.
2.  an irresistibly charming or fascinating woman
Cat Lady:
A woman who finds too much happiness in her cats. This often results in the following actions:
-Dressing up her cats
-Taking videos and pictures of them
-Telling other people stuff about her cats that they do not care about
-Thinking that her cats are really intuitive
-Wearing clothes with cats on them
-Owning things with cats on them
-Not being lonely because she has her cats!
Why is it that you never hear of a “Dog Lady”?  They do all the things on that list, too.  Or “Cat Men.”  Or “Dog Men.”  So, I don’t think we’ve come to the true definition yet.  You can also just have one cat and be a cat lady, btw.
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