There’s one thing left — for he and his whore (Should I stop calling her that? Maybe someday soon) — to assume the mortgage of the old house and get me off of it and the debt. That’s supposed to happen by 10/1.
Oh, and since my passport is one year and two months old, I need to pay the same $100 fee I paid 14 months ago to have it reflect my new legal name. Is that worth it?
Oh, and we need to divvy up our meager retirement funds.
So, three things left.
Please god keep them together long enough for these three things to happen.
Then, I wouldn’t been offended if you struck them with lightening.