“Love Forecast for the Week of January 9
Your love life might be quite emotional this week — and not in a happy way.
A stressed out Full Moon on Thursday in your romance sector threatens your heart strings — or wakes them up. It’s possible that you’ll come to the uncomfortable realization that the person you’re with simply is unable to meet your emotional needs.”
Isn’t this a lot of shit to process on only the 9th day of the year?! Where are the upbeat, hopeful platitudes for a new beginning? We got stuff blowing up right out of the gate?
I hope it’s not true, but if it turns out to be true, I will be a loyal reader, and just have to know, that with all that goes on in the world, someone’s got to have a shitty horoscope. I guess that might be me this week. I’ll keep you posted. If my bf had a mustache like this guy, I wouldn’t be so heartbroken, but to each his or her own.